![]() ![]() You and I are going to make a great team. My guess is Larocque got fed up and had him killed. Clouseau: Raymond Larocque, the casino owner! Bizu: Gluant would steal money from the restaurants and use it to gamble. Now, do you have any idea who could have done this terrible thing? Bizu: His partner in those stupid restaurants, Larocque. Bizu: You'll help me? Clouseau: Of course I'll help you. Someone else did, and they are trying to set you up. Clouseau: You disgust me! I'll be right back. Clouseau: Duh! Bizu: But, some lucky bastard beat me to it. Now, unless you want to spend ze rest of your life in prison, you will answer ze next question: did you kill him?! Bizu: I would have loved to have killed him. 'e is dead! Bizu: It's an idiom! Clouseau: You, sir, are the idiom. Clouseau: You are acquainted with Yves Gluant?! Bizu: I'm glad he's pushing up daisies. DO NOT LEAVE EUROPE, ASIA, OR ZE AMERICAS! Yuri: Okay.Ĭlouseau: You are the soccer player known as Bizu?! Bizu: Yes. DO NOT LEAVE EUROPE OR ASIA! Yuri: And we have one match in Brazil. Inspector Clouseau: DO NOT LEAVE EUROPE! Yuri: Bu-but I have to go to Asia. Inspector Clouseau: So you are Yuri the trainer who trains. Inspector Clouseau: So what is it you do here, Yuri the trainer? Yuri: I. Inspector Clouseau: Not even a small pair of pumps? Yuri: No? Inspector Clouseau: Who are you? Yuri: I am Yuri, the trainer. Inspector Clouseau: Do you have a pair of high 'eels in that bag? Yuri: No. Inspector Clouseau: Is anyone with you? Yuri: No. Perhaps a bit too formal for the afternoon. Ponton: And, what was the- Clouseau: Footsteps. Clouseau: Did you? Vainqueur: I spent six years under his thumb, being verbally abused every day. Clouseau: Don't write that down! Vainqueur: What do you want? Clouseau: I am told that Bizu hated Gluant. And who are you? Clouseau: I am Inspector Clouseau. Vainqueur: You wanted to see me? Clouseau: You are Vainquer? Vainqueur: Yes. And together, we are going to catch a killer. Gilbert Ponton, I vow to teach you everything I know about police work. So you are a little lamb who has come to Clouseau for to learn. Clouseau: And before zat? Ponton: Farmers. Clouseau: And before zat? Ponton: Immigrants from various countries in Europe, all involved in police work. ![]() Clouseau: And before zat? Ponton: We were policemen in the surrounding areas for two hundred years. Clouseau: And what qualifications do you have for police work? Ponton: My family has done police work in Paris for nine generations. And the Pink Panther had disappeared.ĭialogue Inspector Clouseau: You are under arrest for ze' murder of Pierre Fouquette! Inspector Clouseau: You are under arrest for ze' murdur of Pierre Fouquette! Inspector Clouseau: You are under arrest for ze' murdur of Pierre Fouquette! Pierre Fouquette?! Ze Case is closed!Ĭlouseau: And you are? Ponton: Gilbert Ponton. And then, in front of a stadium filled with people, Gluant collapsed, dead, a poison dart in his neck. For a patriotic fan and true Frenchman like myself, it was almost too thrilling to believe. By the end of regulation time, the score was tied, and the game went into sudden death. They had been having quite a stormy affair. Gluant's girlfriend at that time was Xania, the international pop star. It was quite the symbol of pride and victory for the French team. Anyway, the Coach of the French team, Yves Gluant, came out for his customary ovation. I had been invited, as Chief Inspector of the Police Nationale, and because of my recent nomination for the Medal of Honor. France against China, with the winner advancing to the finals. I never thought for a moment that I would have any use for him, until that fateful day. Needless to say, Clouseau did not qualify for any advancement whatsoever. As Chief Inspector of the Police Nationale, I hear many stories of our officers in the field. He was the village idiot, as far as I could tell. Yes, well, the first time I ever heard that name, Clouseau was just a little nobody. You have to do some work before you get to her heart. ![]()
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